The Sound of Silence

The other evening we had some friends over and while digging everything out of the toy box so he can show his friends, Paxton ran across his hearing protection ear muffs which look something like this:

Of course they're rather large for his head, but he loves them especially when going through a car wash, Daddy's mowing the lawn, or around fireworks.

Now with the exposition out of the way here's the scene...Josh is standing outside the bathroom. Hearing Paxton talking, Josh cracks open the door to find Paxton wearing his earmuffs and clearly talking to himself...

Paxton: (amazed) I can't even hear my pee splashing.