Paxton: Mommy, I figured out what you guys do every night. As soon as we're asleep you come in and check on us and then you shave our faces. That's why we don't have beards.
It's all true.
Thursday, May 14, 2015
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babo: (bah-boe) noun - pacifier; see also: baboina, the babo fairy
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit