They Might Be Geniuses

It's not a bad word

In the car...

Daddy: (very melodramatic) I missed our turn, now we're all going to die!!!!

Paxton: Why are we all going to die?

Mommy: We're not going to die. Daddy was being silly.

Daddy: Sorry Paxton, I was just making a joke. A very bad joke.

Paxton: That's okay Daddy. "Die" isn't a bad word. It's in the song.

Mommy: What song Paxton?

Paxton: That song. Day-Dayenu

The Power of Healing

After listening to Daddy explain the security alarm this morning, Paxton had this to say...

When the bad guys are in jail they should get a vitamin. Then they'll be gooder and gooder and then they can come to our house whenever they want.

Happy 4th of July

On Independence Day:
Paxton: (singing) Happy Birthday to America!

On Fireworks:
Daddy: They're loud aren't they?
Paxton: (while wearings his earmuffs) I don't like them, but I do.