Daddy Swears He Didn't Say It

While discussing colors in the car...

Mommy: What color is Telly?

Paxton: Dark pink.

Mommy: What color is Benjamin's hair?

Paxton: Brown.

Mommy: What color is your hair?

Paxton: Black.

Mommy: Why is your hair black Paxton?

Paxton: Because Daddy's hair is black. Why is his hair black.

Mommy: I don't know Paxton, why do you think it's black?

Paxton: Daddy says it's black cuz he does dirty things.

Congratulations Aunt Trudy!!

Paxton and Benjamin got a new cousin today. The very first picture came to my camera phone and I showed it to Paxton.


Daddy: Paxton, look! It's a picture of Jacob.

Paxton: Is that a picture inside Trudy's belly?

(The fat jokes end today.)

-Joshua

Trudy's Due Date is Two Weeks Away

(while eating brownies for dessert)

Paxton: Can I have more?

Joshua: No.

Paxton: I want more.

Joshua: Mommy only got one brownie and Daddy only got one brownie and Benjamin only got one brownie, so Paxton gets one brownie.

Paxton: But I want more.

Tracy: Paxton, if you eat more than one, you're going to get big and fat.

Joshua: You don't want to be big and fat, do you?

Paxton: I want to be big and fat.

Tracy: You do?

Paxton: Can I have another brownie so I can be big and fat like Auntie Trudy?