A Letter to the Tooth Fairy on the Loss of a First Tooth

Translation:
Sorry Tooth Fairy. I lost my tooth. It is in my stomach. Please forgive me.
Ben F.

Followed by a detailed drawing of where the missing tooth used to reside.

Book Worm

Me: Thank You Paxton, for being such a good reader.

Paxton: Why are you thanking me? I should be thanking you for buying all the books.

My. son. is. awesome.