Anatomy Lesson

While at lunch today Benjamin and I were coloring with the crayons graciously provided by On the Border...

Benjamin: Draw a picture of Mommy.

Mommy: Okay Benjamin. (Mommy begins to draw an incredibly accurate stick figure)

Benjamin: I draw your pinga mommy.

Mommy: No Benjamin, mommy doesn't have a pinga.

Benjamin: No, I draw your pinga.

Paxton: (Exasperated) No Benjamin. Don't draw mommy's pinga. You have to draw her yoni.

Who's the Baby in the Family?

Many of you know that we've been very excited about a new baby on Josh's side of the family. His cousin Erin and her husband Alex welcomed a beautiful baby boy at the end of April. Little Jack.

I have been very anxious to meet this little guy, and as many of you know I like to get handsy with babies. They're just so little!

Anyway, we finally met Little Jack this past Sunday for Mother's Day. After cuddling with him some and giving him as much attention as I could (which wasn't much considering he slept most of the time which I am convinced was just to spite me) it was time to say goodbye.

While I was holding Jack...

Benjamin: Don't bring him home, mommy.