What Mommy Does for a Living

Listening to Magic 98.3 in the morning, Ben hears our radio spot for the State Theatre Benefit Gala.

Ben: Mommy, what’s the State Theatre Galable

Me: State Theatre Gala Ball. It’s a dinner dance where people wear tuxedos and really fancy dresses.

Ben: Oh, so there’re super spies at it.

Me: Exactly.

Flex Some Muscle

Ben: Mommy, do you think I have brains and brawns?
Me: Well, I know you’re smart. Are you strong?
Ben: (while flexing) I can pick up almost everyone in my class.
Me: Well, there you go.