A Lesson in Purim

Paxton: I'm Jewish.

Mommy: Yes Paxton.

Paxton: Haman doesn't like Jewish people.

It took three times for me to realize he was saying Haman and not talking about some kid at school.

Fly Away Home

Mommy: (Pointing at a plant breaking through the soil) Look Paxton...do you see that?

Paxton: Yeah. It has black spots.

Mommy: It does?

Paxton: Yeah. I think it must be a broken ladybug.