On Aging

Ben: Morah Ruth is really old and I think that means she must know everything.

Paxton: No that's not true, because old people – for them – it's really easy to forget things.

Undergarments

While getting ready for bed, Paxton had a question for me...

Paxton: Mommy, are you going to wear your booby-holder to sleep?

Mommy: No Paxton, I am not going to wear my booby-holder to sleep.

Paxton: If you don't wear your booby holder though your boobies will fall off.

Mommy: I don't think so Paxton.

Paxton: I'm sure of it.

Hotlanta

We recently visited Uncle Jonny in Atlanta. Until Ben visited I hadn't realized how great the amenities of this fine city were.

Ben: Atlanta is so cool. This place is awesome! It has trees for air.

Please note: when reading the above quote, please say the word "awesome" in a higher octave and sing-songy