Good Show

After Ben has been in a show at camp...

Me: Hey Ben, how was the show today?
Ben: Well...let's just say...better than perfect!

The Medical Profession

After learning about blood today...

Paxton: Mommy can you tell us more about blood like plasma and platelets?

Me: Well, I think we should look it up because I don't think I could explain it properly.

Paxton: I bet Pop Pop would know. He's a heart doctor.

Ben: Uncle Max would know too.

Paxton: But Pop Pop would know more because he's a HEART doctor.

Ben: So's Uncle Max.

Paxton: No, he's an ear doctor.

Ben: No he's a heart doctor. He works HARD all day long.