Sustenance

Epic tantrum from Ben tonight. Imagine this conversation with frequent intakes of breath and pouting on his part and a lot of trying not to smirk on my part...

Ben: I wish I could live by myself!

Mommy: How would you eat? Who would feed you?

Ben: I would eat smores.

Mommy: Where would you get smores?

Ben: I would take all of your marshmallows and graham crackers with me.

Mommy: I don't have graham crackers.

Ben: Then I would steal your money jar and buy graham crackers.

Well, at least he has a plan...