Scary Movie

Daddy: Paxton do you want to watch Beauty & the Beast or The Dark Crystal?

Paxton: Actually, I want to see The Dark Crystal.

Mommy: He's not allowed to watch The Dark Crystal!

Daddy: Paxton, Mommy doesn't want to you guys to watch The Dark Crystal. It might be too scary for Benjamin.

Paxton: I'll protect him. I'll cover his eyes during the scary parts.

I'm Innocent I Tell Ya

As Paxton and Benjamin play in the other room we can hear giggling and occasional crying. After Paxton has been reprimanded once for hurting Benjamin (and denying it), the boys continue playing until we hear a bang and Benjamin crying.

Daddy: What happened Benjamin?

Paxton: (running up) I didn't do anything to him...again!

Somone's Getting a Time-Out

After throwing a tantrum because Mommy made fish sticks instead of chicken nuggets...

Paxton: (still in tantrum mode) You're a bad mommy!

Mommy: Why?

Paxton: Because you keep making bad decisions!