Pixar Meets Quentin Tarantino

Transcript: Toy Story 6 is very funny cuz there's wild kids and they're eating the whole entire body and her mom...and his mom is destroying the whole entire world, even herself.

Finders Keepers

(while discussing with Gackie what to do if Paxton ever becomes lost)

Gackie: Paxton, if you ever can't find Mommy or Daddy, you have to go find a policeman.

Joshua: Actually, our pediatrician told us not to tell Paxton that. Kids his age can't tell the difference between a police uniform and a UPS driver's uniform.

Gackie: Oh.

Joshua: Paxton, if you ever can't find me or Mommy, who do you go to talk to?

Paxton: A lady with another baby.

Joshua: That's right.

Gackie: That's good.

Paxton: ... and then you get new parents.

Literally

I love it when other people share their Paxton stories...

From Shanna, Paxton's teacher:

Some days my job makes me laugh: overheard at lunch...the kids are talking about teddy grahams.

Kid #1: Is there soy in those?
Kid #2: No - just teddy.

The conversation was between Paxton and Morgan. Paxton is kid #2 and he was dead serious.

The Sound of Silence

The other evening we had some friends over and while digging everything out of the toy box so he can show his friends, Paxton ran across his hearing protection ear muffs which look something like this:

Of course they're rather large for his head, but he loves them especially when going through a car wash, Daddy's mowing the lawn, or around fireworks.

Now with the exposition out of the way here's the scene...Josh is standing outside the bathroom. Hearing Paxton talking, Josh cracks open the door to find Paxton wearing his earmuffs and clearly talking to himself...

Paxton: (amazed) I can't even hear my pee splashing.