Truer Words

Paxton: I have lots of maturity. I just choose to ignore it.

Anatomy Lesson

Carrying a load of books, Ben runs into the door jabbing him self on a book corner.

Ben: Awww...right in the shins.
Me: Ben, what are your shins?
Ben: My pinga?

They Grow Up So Fast

After I repeat something Ben said to Josh... 

Ben: Mommy don't repeat what I say to Daddy.

Me: I couldn't help it Ben. It was just so cute. I can't help it if you're so cute all the time.

Ben: No Mommy. I'm handsome. I'm a man now.

The Furr Breakfast Tradition

To a group of teenage boys we are hosting at our house this weekend.

Ben: Normally on the weekends, breakfast at our house is a buffet.

And the Furr breakfast tradition continues...

Man with the Power

Ben: Paxton, is the Gold Queen powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Are you powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Am I powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Is Daddy powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Daddy: I'm not powerful. What are my powers?

Paxton: You're strong and you're cool.

Ben: Well, let's just go with strong.

First Like

Ben: Mommy Veronica and I shared a secret joke today but I don't want Paxton to know so I'm going to whisper it.

Me: Ok honey.

Ben: (whispering) I told Veronica that I sort of love Lolita. And then Veronica told me that Lolita sort of loves me too. Funny right?

Good Show

After Ben has been in a show at camp...

Me: Hey Ben, how was the show today?
Ben: Well...let's just say...better than perfect!