Ben: Mommy Veronica and I shared a secret joke today but I don't want Paxton to know so I'm going to whisper it.
Me: Ok honey.
Ben: (whispering) I told Veronica that I sort of love Lolita. And then Veronica told me that Lolita sort of loves me too. Funny right?
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babo: (bah-boe) noun - pacifier; see also: baboina, the babo fairy
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit
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