Man with the Power

Ben: Paxton, is the Gold Queen powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Are you powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Am I powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Is Daddy powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Daddy: I'm not powerful. What are my powers?

Paxton: You're strong and you're cool.

Ben: Well, let's just go with strong.

First Like

Ben: Mommy Veronica and I shared a secret joke today but I don't want Paxton to know so I'm going to whisper it.

Me: Ok honey.

Ben: (whispering) I told Veronica that I sort of love Lolita. And then Veronica told me that Lolita sort of loves me too. Funny right?

Good Show

After Ben has been in a show at camp...

Me: Hey Ben, how was the show today?
Ben: Well...let's just say...better than perfect!

The Medical Profession

After learning about blood today...

Paxton: Mommy can you tell us more about blood like plasma and platelets?

Me: Well, I think we should look it up because I don't think I could explain it properly.

Paxton: I bet Pop Pop would know. He's a heart doctor.

Ben: Uncle Max would know too.

Paxton: But Pop Pop would know more because he's a HEART doctor.

Ben: So's Uncle Max.

Paxton: No, he's an ear doctor.

Ben: No he's a heart doctor. He works HARD all day long.

Definition

Me: I need you boys to stop arguing.

Ben: We're not arguing! I'm just talking madly.

A Letter to the Tooth Fairy on the Loss of a First Tooth

Translation:
Sorry Tooth Fairy. I lost my tooth. It is in my stomach. Please forgive me.
Ben F.

Followed by a detailed drawing of where the missing tooth used to reside.

Book Worm

Me: Thank You Paxton, for being such a good reader.

Paxton: Why are you thanking me? I should be thanking you for buying all the books.

My. son. is. awesome.