Good Friends, Great Friends

(Benjamin has a homework assignment:  write something about your best friend.)

Joshua:  Aw, Ben... you're going to write about me?

Benjamin:  No, you're not my best friend.  You're my Daddy.  I'm writing about Advai.  He's my best friend.  You're my fourth best friend.  Advai's my first best friend.  Adam is my second best friend. Jake is my third best friend.  Actually you're my last best friend.