Paxton's Turkey Recipe

I love preschool. This year Paxton's preschool class aske deach child a series of ten questions about Thanksgiving dinner. Here are Paxton's answers:

1. Where do you get your turkey?
   Frozen from the grocery store.
   
2. How big is it?
   100 inches tall
   
3. How much did it cost?
   $300
   
4. What do you do with it when you bring it home?
   Cooked it in the microwave
   
5. How do you cook it?
   Cut it in half
   
6. Do you put anything on your turkey?
   Peanut butter on top
   
7. What do you put inside your turkey?
   Nothing inside, maybe bananas
   
8. How hot is the oven?
   200 degrees
   
9. How long do you cook dinner for?
   300 hours
   
10. When it is done cooking, what do you do with it?
    I delivered it to my family
    

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!