While at lunch today Benjamin and I were coloring with the crayons graciously provided by On the Border...
Benjamin: Draw a picture of Mommy.
Mommy: Okay Benjamin. (Mommy begins to draw an incredibly accurate stick figure)
Benjamin: I draw your pinga mommy.
Mommy: No Benjamin, mommy doesn't have a pinga.
Benjamin: No, I draw your pinga.
Paxton: (Exasperated) No Benjamin. Don't draw mommy's pinga. You have to draw her yoni.
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babo: (bah-boe) noun - pacifier; see also: baboina, the babo fairy
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit
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