Trudy's Due Date is Two Weeks Away

(while eating brownies for dessert)

Paxton: Can I have more?

Joshua: No.

Paxton: I want more.

Joshua: Mommy only got one brownie and Daddy only got one brownie and Benjamin only got one brownie, so Paxton gets one brownie.

Paxton: But I want more.

Tracy: Paxton, if you eat more than one, you're going to get big and fat.

Joshua: You don't want to be big and fat, do you?

Paxton: I want to be big and fat.

Tracy: You do?

Paxton: Can I have another brownie so I can be big and fat like Auntie Trudy?