Mommy: Can I eat your hands?
Paxton: No, I'm going to eat your nose.
(Paxton grabs mommy's nose and devours it making lots of snarling sounds.)
Mommy: Oh no! Where's my nose? What are you going to do with my nose?
Paxton: I'm going to poop it out my butt!
Mommy: Who told you that?
Paxton: Uncle Max.
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babo: (bah-boe) noun - pacifier; see also: baboina, the babo fairy
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit
bunkyhead: (bun-kee-hed) noun - the worst insult a 3-year-old can possible throw at you
fiasco: (fee-ass'-ko) noun - a party where everybody you don't like is invited
hunormous: (hue-nor-mus) adjective - bigger than ginormous
hurping: (her-ping) verb - a hiccup that turns into a burp
pinga: (pin-gah) noun - boy bit
remometer: (ree-mom-iter) noun - tells you if you're sick or not; thermometer
sneakret: (snee-krit) noun - like a secret only sneakier
yoni: (yoh-nee) noun - girl bit
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