So close to being 100% potty-trained I can almost TASTE it!

Paxton hit the bathroom four times today on his own. "I'm going potty!"

"I'll alert the media!"

Sometime after potty visit 3 or 4, it was Daddy's turn to use the potty. There was a puddle -- a big one -- on the ground next to the toilet.

"Paxton!!!"

I brought Paxton into the bathroom to rub his nose in the puddle. Then, remembering that dogs don't stand on 2 legs and wear T-Shirts that say "Babe Magnet" I decided to try the Appeal-to-Reason approach.

"Paxton, did you have an accident?"

"No."

"Did you make that puddle?"

"No."

"What is it, then?"

"It's water."

"Where did that water come from?"

"My Pinga."

For owning up to his mistake like a man, I gave him a candy bar.

-Joshua