Fashion Sense

Me: Ben, what are you wearing? That doesn’t match.

Ben: Yes it does. Long sleeves, long pants.

Over Breakfast

Paxton: I can’t believe this is my last day as a 9-year-old.
(Starts singing) It’s the final countdown!

Sign I'm a Good Mom

Me: Paxton, are you wearing a t-shirt as pants?

Paxton: It’s not my fault. You haven’t done laundry!

Notes from Today

ITEM 1:
Paxton: You know mom, like a baby’s maracas.
Me: You mean rattle?

ITEM 2:
Me: Ben why are you copying a white sheet of paper?
Ben: How else am I supposed to get more paper?

Gambling Young

Ben: Mommy, isn’t there any way I can sleep in your room? Maybe a bet we could make?

First Day of School Report 2015

Favorite lines...

Ben: I got hit in the face today. It's ok though, it was the teacher.
(He accidentally ran into the teacher's clipboard during parent pick-up)

Paxton: (Reporting who is in his class) Liam, Maddox, some new kid who has like 14 allergies, and Zev.
(He just stated this as a matter of fact, not mean-spirited. It made it hilarious)

A Valid Theory

Paxton: Mommy, I figured out what you guys do every night. As soon as we're asleep you come in and check on us and then you shave our faces. That's why we don't have beards.

It's all true.