First Day of School Report 2015

Favorite lines...

Ben: I got hit in the face today. It's ok though, it was the teacher.
(He accidentally ran into the teacher's clipboard during parent pick-up)

Paxton: (Reporting who is in his class) Liam, Maddox, some new kid who has like 14 allergies, and Zev.
(He just stated this as a matter of fact, not mean-spirited. It made it hilarious)

A Valid Theory

Paxton: Mommy, I figured out what you guys do every night. As soon as we're asleep you come in and check on us and then you shave our faces. That's why we don't have beards.

It's all true. 

Truer Words

Paxton: I have lots of maturity. I just choose to ignore it.

Anatomy Lesson

Carrying a load of books, Ben runs into the door jabbing him self on a book corner.

Ben: Awww...right in the shins.
Me: Ben, what are your shins?
Ben: My pinga?

They Grow Up So Fast

After I repeat something Ben said to Josh... 

Ben: Mommy don't repeat what I say to Daddy.

Me: I couldn't help it Ben. It was just so cute. I can't help it if you're so cute all the time.

Ben: No Mommy. I'm handsome. I'm a man now.

The Furr Breakfast Tradition

To a group of teenage boys we are hosting at our house this weekend.

Ben: Normally on the weekends, breakfast at our house is a buffet.

And the Furr breakfast tradition continues...

Man with the Power

Ben: Paxton, is the Gold Queen powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Are you powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Am I powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Ben: Is Daddy powerful?

Paxton: Yes.

Daddy: I'm not powerful. What are my powers?

Paxton: You're strong and you're cool.

Ben: Well, let's just go with strong.