The Next Furr, M.D.

Benjamin: I have to go to the pond to get the sick out of me because there's a frog in my throat.

A Double Header

Game 1:

Benjamin: Mommy, do you want to get another Pepper dog one day?

Mommy: A pepper dog?

Benjamin: Yeah, a Catahoula Pepper dog.

Bonus is a Catahoula LEOPARD Dog

Game 2:

Joshua to Paxton on the first Ewok sighting: What's that Paxton?

Paxton: A bad teddy bear.

Science!

Paxton: I have a headache.

Daddy: You do?

Paxton: Yeah...it's cuz I'm thinking everything at once.

Where's My Gift Horse!

Paxton is at that obnoxious age where whenever a relative arrives he immediately asks if they brought him a present. Today's arrival: Gran and Grandad...

Paxton: What did you bring me?

Tracy: Paxton!

Joshua: Paxton, don't be rude!

Paxton: But I just want a toy.

Gran: I didn't bring you a toy. Last time I was here, you said you have too many toys. Didn't you?

Paxton: No, I said I have too many CLOTHES.

An Appearance by Lyndee Pants

In the car with her mommy (my sister)...

Lyndee: Mommy, I say fiddlesticks. Fiddlesticks, fiddlesticks. You say...hmmm..."crap in a basket."

I love this little girl!

Hail to the King, Baby

Mommy: Why are you guys sleeping in my bed?!?

Paxton: Daddy said we could...It's his bed you know...It's a King Bed.

National Holiday

Paxton: Daddy, we don't have to go to school today and Mommy doesn't have to work.

Daddy: I know, today's a special day isn't it?

Paxton: Yeah, it's Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday.

Benjamin: And he's dead.

Paxton: Yeah, he died thousands and thousands of years ago.