I Want A Second Opinion

Months ago, Uncle Maxwell convinced Paxton that all you need to have in order to be a doctor is a shirt with a breast pocket. Paxton will constantly call out anybody with a breast pocket as a doctor and will even announce that HE is a doctor on days that we dress him in a shirt with a pocket...

Today, Paxton is home sick with a fever. He was lying in bed awake when Daddy came home from work.

Daddy: Hi Paxton. How are you feeling?

Paxton: I have to see the doctor.

Daddy: (pointing to his breast pocket) Well guess what? I'm a doctor. Let me check you out. I'm going to look in your nose holes and your mouth hole and your ear holes...

Paxton: I need to see a different doctor.

-Joshua

The Power of Nursery Rhymes

Paxton: Uh-oh...I fell down and broke my crown.

They Might Be Geniuses

It's not a bad word

In the car...

Daddy: (very melodramatic) I missed our turn, now we're all going to die!!!!

Paxton: Why are we all going to die?

Mommy: We're not going to die. Daddy was being silly.

Daddy: Sorry Paxton, I was just making a joke. A very bad joke.

Paxton: That's okay Daddy. "Die" isn't a bad word. It's in the song.

Mommy: What song Paxton?

Paxton: That song. Day-Dayenu

The Power of Healing

After listening to Daddy explain the security alarm this morning, Paxton had this to say...

When the bad guys are in jail they should get a vitamin. Then they'll be gooder and gooder and then they can come to our house whenever they want.

Happy 4th of July

On Independence Day:
Paxton: (singing) Happy Birthday to America!

On Fireworks:
Daddy: They're loud aren't they?
Paxton: (while wearings his earmuffs) I don't like them, but I do.

Daddy Swears He Didn't Say It

While discussing colors in the car...

Mommy: What color is Telly?

Paxton: Dark pink.

Mommy: What color is Benjamin's hair?

Paxton: Brown.

Mommy: What color is your hair?

Paxton: Black.

Mommy: Why is your hair black Paxton?

Paxton: Because Daddy's hair is black. Why is his hair black.

Mommy: I don't know Paxton, why do you think it's black?

Paxton: Daddy says it's black cuz he does dirty things.